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Weird Things
Customers Say In Bookshops
by
Jen Campbell.
Customer: Have
you read the Bible?
Bookseller: Some parts.
Customer: I see. I think you should read all of it. I’m going to come to the bookshop once a week
and read it aloud to you.
Bookseller: That’s really not
necessary.
Customer: But I want to. I will read it to you in Italian, as that is
my native tongue.
Bookseller: … I don’t
understand Italian.
Customer: This does not
matter. 
Bookseller: … I think it
probably does.
